TOP TEN REASONS HARLEY RIDERS MAY NOT WAVE BACK <br /><br />10...Afraid it will invalidate warranty <br />9...Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm <br />8...Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for <br />7...Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off <br />6...Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos <br />5...Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley <br />4...Just discovered the fine print in owner’s manual and realized H-D is partially owned by those rice burner manufacturers <br />3...Can’t tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else <br />2...Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet <br /><br />and the Number One reason Harley riders don’t wave back: <br /><br />1...They’re jealous that after spending $30,000, they still don’t own a BMW. <br /><br />TOP TEN REASONS GOLD WING RIDERS MAY NOT WAVE BACK <br /><br />10...Wasn’t sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture <br />9...Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip <br />8...Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm <br />7...Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him <br />6...The expresso machine just finished <br />5...Was actually asleep when other rider waved <br />4...Was in a three-way conference call with stock broker and accessories dealer <br />3...Couldn’t find the “auto wave back” button on dashboard <br />2...Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system <br /><br />and the Number One reason Gold Wing riders don’t wave back: <br /><br />1...They couldn’t see through the glare from the chromed dash accents <br /><br />TOP 10 REASONS BMW RIDER MIGHT NOT WAVE BACK <br /><br />10...New Aerostich suit too stiff to raise arm. <br />9...New owner trying to figure out how to cancel blinker from previous turn. <br />8...Too sore from a 500-mile day on a stock seat. <br />7...In the process of changing CDs on his K1200RT. <br />6...He’s an Iron Butt rider and you’re not! <br />5...Cramped up from riding K1200RS for the past hour. <br />4...He belongs to the “other” owners’ association. <br />3...Trying to figure out how he’ll make his next payment. <br />2...Has to hold on with both hands to withstand the surging. <br /><br />And the number one reason why he might not wave: <br /><br />1...You’re not riding the “right kind” of BMW.

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