I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something
off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away
from her and I asked her not to do that.

'Why?' my daughter asked.

'Because it's been on the ground. It's dirty, and it probably has germs,'
I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,
'Momma, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.'

I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test.
You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.'

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information. 'Oh...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you
don't pass the test, you have to be the dad.'

'Exactly', I replied back with a big smile on my face.