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<br />One, my wife told me, the other is homemade. Both quite rude.&nbsp; :sorry: :rofl:<br /><br /><br />So two gay guys are sitting around one day, all in love and happy. The first one says to the second one, &quot;You know, I think there&#039;s something up my *butt* and it&#039;s really bugging me. Would you mind sticking a finger up there and seeing if anything is there?&quot; His partner happily accepts and sticks a single digit into the hole of love. Digging around he says, &quot;I don&#039;t feel anything, are you sure?&quot;, to which his buddy says, &quot;Try two fingers, I&#039;m sure there&#039;s something up there.&quot; So the guy sticks two fingers up and digs around a little more. Suddenly he feels something and pulls it out. Low and behold, it&#039;s a beautiful *poopoo*-covered Rolex watch, and the first guy starts singing to the second, &quot;Happy Birthday to you...&quot;<br /><br /><br />And then my co-worker&#039;s homemade joke:<br />Have you heard about the new Terry Fox loonie that has just come out?<br />Apparently, it&#039;s only good halfway across Canada.<br /><br /><br /><br />Yes, there&#039;s no question I&#039;m going to hell now. ;D<br />