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Why a Motorcycle is better than a Woman<br />-------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Your motorcycle doesn't get upset when you forget it's birthday.<br /><br />You don't have to talk to your motorcycle after you ride it.<br /><br />You can choke your motorcycle.<br /><br />Your motorcycle doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so.<br /><br />Motorcycles don't get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails.<br /><br />Motorcycles don't snore.<br /><br />Your motorcycle won't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it.<br /><br />Your motorcycle won't leave you for another rider.<br /><br />You don't have to pay child support / alimony to an ex-motorcycle.<br /><br />If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.<br /><br />If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.<br /><br />If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.<br /><br />If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.<br /><br />If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.<br /><br />If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.<br /><br />If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.<br /><br />If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.<br /><br />It's always OK to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.<br /><br />Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.<br /><br />Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.<br /><br />Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.<br /><br />Motorcycles don't care if you are late.<br /><br />Motorcycles don't get pregnant.<br /><br />Motorcycles don't have parents.<br /><br />Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.<br /><br />Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.<br /><br />Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.<br /><br />Motorcycles last longer.<br /><br />Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.<br /><br />Motorcycles' curves never sag.<br /><br />New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.<br /><br />When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.<br /><br />You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.<br /><br />You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.<br /><br />You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.<br /><br />You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.<br /><br />You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.<br /><br />You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.<br /><br />You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.<br /><br />You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.<br /><br />You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.<br /><br />You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.<br /><br />You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is REALLY worn.<br /><br />Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.<br /><br />Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.<br /><br />Your Motorcycle doesn't care what you're wearing when you take it out.<br /><br />You love buying RUBBER for your bike when you want to go on a long and hard ride.<br /><br />The rashes you get from motorcycles go away without those painful IM Penicillin shots.<br /><br />One gets in no trouble for storing disassembled pieces of the motorcycle in the basement.<br /><br />Disassembling the motorcycle is done out of pleasure rather than need.<br /><br />Motorcycles always sound pleasant.<br /><br />Unlike women FAT motorcycles arent cheap.
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