A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named &quot;Governmentium.&quot; Governmentium has one neutron, 12assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.<br /><br />These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.<br /><br />A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium&#039;s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.<br /><br />This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as &quot;Critical Morass.&quot;<br /><br />When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - an element which radiates just as much energy, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

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