<br />Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, and Southern Republicans?<br /><br />The answer can be found by posing the following question:<br /><br />You&#039;re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot?<br /><br />You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Democrat&#039;s Answer:<br /><br />Well, that&#039;s not enough information to answer the question!<br />Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?<br />Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?<br />Could we run away?<br />What does my wife think?<br />What about the kids?<br />Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?<br />What does the law say about this situation?<br />Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?<br />Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?<br />Is it possible he&#039;d be happy with just killing me?<br />Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?<br />If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?<br />Should I call 9-1-1?<br />Why is this street so deserted?<br />We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.<br />This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Republican&#039;s Answer:<br /><br />BANG!<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Southern Republican&#039;s Answer:<br /><br />BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).<br />BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!<br />BANG! click<br />Daughter: &quot;Nice grouping, Daddy!

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