Q: Name the four seasons.<br />A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.<br /><br />Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.<br />A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large<br />pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.<br /><br />Q: How is dew formed?<br />A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.<br /><br />Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?<br />A: Keep it in the cow.<br /><br />Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?<br />A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends<br />to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.<br /><br />Q: What are steroids?<br />A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.<br /><br />Q: What happens to your body as you age?<br />A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.<br /><br />Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?<br />A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.<br /><br />Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.<br />A: Premature death.<br /><br />Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)<br />A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax, and<br />the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains<br />the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels,<br />A, E, I, O, and U.<br /><br />Q: What is the fibula?<br />A: A small lie.<br /><br />Q: What does &quot;varicose&quot; mean?<br />A: Nearby. (I do love this one...)<br /><br />Q: Give the meaning of the term &quot;Caesarean Section&quot;<br />A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.<br /><br />Q: What does the word &quot;benign&quot; mean?&#039;<br />A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

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