Well, I usually experience a vehicle frozen solid once a year and today was the day.

I have an 1989 Ranger...started with one click of the key no problem - not even plugged in.

However, I went to start the wife's van - a 2001 Windstar - and no go.

Took about a half hour of trying a booster pack, cables, running to the store to grab Gasline antifreeze and a whole lot of turning it over for it to finally come alive.

I'm at work now an hour later...and I think I'm finally starting to feel my legs

I found this today.....

It's winter time in Saskatchewan
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below.

Oh, how I love Saskatchewan
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Saskatchewan

'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!