During an etiquette class, a teacher is trying to teach her students good manners to follow while on a dinner date. &quot;Michael,&quot; she asks one of the students, &quot;if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Just a minute,&quot; replies Michael, &quot;I have to go piss.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;That would be rude and impolite!&quot; exclaimed the teacher. &quot;What about you, John, how would you say it?&quot;<br /><br />&quot;I&#039;m sorry,&quot; answered John, &quot;but I really need to go to the bathroom. I&#039;ll be right back.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;That&#039;s better,&quot; said the teacher, nodding, &quot;but it&#039;s still not very nice to say the word &#039;bathroom&#039; at the table. And you, Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?&quot; she asked.<br /><br />Peter smiled and responded, &quot;I would say, &#039;Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you&#039;ll get to meet after supper.&#039;&quot;<br /><br />The teacher fainted.<br />

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