Definitions for WORDS WOMEN USE<br /><br />FINE<br /><br />This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.<br /><br />FIVE MINUTES<br /><br />If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.<br /><br />NOTHING<br /><br />This is the calm before the storm. This means &quot;something&quot;, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with &#039;Nothing&#039; usually end in &quot;Fine&quot;.<br /><br />GO AHEAD<br /><br />This is a dare, not permission. Don&#039;t do it!<br /><br />LOUD SIGH<br /><br />This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A &quot;Loud Sigh&quot; means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over &quot;Nothing&quot;.<br /><br />THAT&#039;S OKAY<br /><br />This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. &quot;That&#039;s Okay&quot; means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.<br />

:rofl:<br /><br />I especially liked FIVE MINUTES