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Guy comes home after a hard day of work, sits down in front of the TV and yells to his wife "Quick, bring me a beer it's gonna start soon!"
She brings him one which he quickly drains in front of the TV.
He yells to his wife again "Quick, bring me another beer. I think it's gonna start real quick!"
She brings him another which he also quickly drains.
He yells to his wife again "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start right away!"
To which she responds " You lazy SOB I work around this house all day and all you can do is sit in front of the TV and drink beer!"
"Too late" he says, "It's started."
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