A Kentucky couple, both
bonifide rednecks, had 9
children.

They went to the doctor to
see about getting the husband "fixed".

The doctor gladly started the required procedure
and asked them what finally
made them make the
decision--why after nine children, would they choose
to do this.

The husband replied that
they had read in a recent article that one
out of every ten children being born in the
United States was Mexican, and

they didn't want to take
a chance on having a Mexican baby
because

neither of them could speak spanish.